The Power Of Fun Compels You

The Pope issued a decree allowing for more exorcisms. For some, this increase in demon possessions can be seen as a significant indicator that the Apocalypse is on its way.

I discovered when watching The Exorcist that by turning the sound down, that frightening movie with it’s body flopping, green bile puking, and 360 degree head spinning becomes a slapstick romp that even Christ would be compelled to chuckle at a little. This makes me suggest that as an alternative to the old fashioned biblical rites, some Hell-spawn might be easier exorcised with a trip to Disney World or any of our countries other themed amusement parks. Take the scary out of demon possession with a looping rollercoaster ride, a twirl in a giant teacup, or splashing down a thrill-filled water slide. You’ll get such flipping, vomiting, and head spinning that Evil Incarnate himself will succumb to the joys of family fun time. It’s at least worth a try. Plus demons in children get in for half price.